HOLD IT! HOLD IT!

READ THIS BEFORE YOU MAIL ME

Q: Can I start now?
A: Yes, now would be a good time!

Q: Do you like mail?
A: Yes, I like mail.

Q:What's with the FAQ?
A: I like to prevent redundantcy if at all possible.

Q: Would you iterate that for me?
A: No, that would be redundant, I like to prevent redundantcy if at all possible

Q: You just repeated yourself...
A: No, I didn't, you can't prove a thing!!

Q: Yes I can, scroll up!!
A: ... Yeah, well that wasn't a question!

Q: (damnit!)...
A: WELL GET ASKING!! THE POOR VIEWER WANTS TO MAIL THE WEBMASTER AND YOU ARE DISCOURAGING HIM/HER!!!

Q: The FAQ has to discourage them from sending unwanted mail doesn't it!?!?
A: JUST SHUT UP!

Q: Ok, Fine... Will you accept hate or any hate related mail?
A: I have no choice in the matter but a little common decentcy will prevent you from sending such stuff. (If you have a lack of common decentcy then I will be inclined to list you on my most infamous page)

Q: Will you accept praise?
A: Obvously yes :-)

Q: Can you help me on [insert game here]?
A: Sure, I can try to help you just be specific in your E-mail.

Q: Will you buy/sell/trade [insert game here]?
A: Probably Not/No Way!/No I have worked hard to amass my collection!

Q: Where can I get [insert game here]?
A: Try a flea market, Gamestop (and all of their kin), or just ask a friend. I probably cannot help you in this department

Q: Can I submit something to the site?
A: YES, all submissions are welcome.

Q:Any specifics about size?
A: Yes, if I recive an E-mail with upwards of 100+k I will consider it spam an I will delete it. Please notify me in a prior e-mail or the subject line if you attach something.

Q: Can I use your material on my site?
A: Mail me first, and then we'll see.

Q: Can I just mail you to say "HI"?
A: Yes, I like mail

Q: You did it again
A: What?

Q: You repeated yourself
A: No, I didn't, you can't prove a thing!!

Q: You repeated youself reacting to a self repeation!!
A: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Q: Gotcha again!
A: DAMNIT I WILL DISCONNECT YOU

Q: NOOOOO AHHHH...
A: [click] Well, that was easy!